Funny Status For Whatsapp

Cool Whatsapp Status, Funny Joke SMS in Hindi, Punjabi, English

Funny Status For Whatsapp: WhatsApp Messenger is an instant messaging service for smartphones and selected feature phones that use the internet for communication. In addition to text messaging, users can send each other images, video, and audio media messages as well as their location using integrated mapping features.

WhatsApp founded by 2009 by Brian Acton and Jan Koum, both former employees of Yahoo. As of present 2014, WhatsApp is the most globally popular messaging app more than 600 million users, with India alone boasting a user base of more than 70 million  (which is over a tenth of its global users), followed by China’s WeChat (438 million users) and Japan’s LINE (400 million users). Here are some best collection of Cool Funny Whatsapp Status one Line ideas in Hindi, English.

Funny Status For Whatsapp in English

Funny Status SMS in Hindi

  • I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
  • Do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
  • Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
  • Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
  • Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
  • I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
  • Don’t get a man (woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
  • Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
  • The women say that men are dogs and then they are
  • Believe me, you’re ready to start working as a radio model
  • If friends do not lie, then I am nobody’s friend
  • Nothing funnier than hearing the sound of a gas in the silence

Best Cool Funny Whatsapp Status

  • Here my dad comes on Whatsapp … From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • I Like to study. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry -NO ….GIRLS – YES!!!
  • Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
  • Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! 😛
  • Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.
  • A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
  • In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  • When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!Funny Whatsapp Status
  • Save water drink beer.
  • 6 Peg Loading .. 😀
  • You can be sure that I prefer to kiss my dog kiss you.
  • 50% of people who know me think I’m beautiful, the other 50% also.
  • A salute to the great love of my life, although we have not yet submitted.
  • If you want to impress someone, put him on the yourBlack list.
  • I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  • Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
  • Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those
  • who think they are smart.
  • Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
  • The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
  • My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
  • Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

Funny Whatsapp Status:

  • “I used to be indecisive and now is not a good man.
  •  “Do not study for exams because I trust blindly in my teammates,
  •  “If you think that money is not happiness , all your salary transfiér me please
  •  “Your heart seems the world’s largest circus because you always have room for a Clown

  •  “There are smiles that love and others that scare even the bravest
  • Alcohol is so magical that makes normal girls look like supermodels
  • It’s not that I like having my messy room, is just a kind of abstract decoration
  • Someone could introduce me to anyone, everyone says it’s the only one that wants me
  • Mine is not lazy, I just like saving energy
  • You think your pretty but not mirror supports
  • My girlfriend now thinks I’m a car, want to handle me everywhere
  • When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  • Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
  • Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
  • Everything funnier when your supposed to bequiet..
  • In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  • When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  • When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
  • I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
  • Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
  • Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
  • I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
  • Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
  • When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look,
  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
  • A bookstore is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  • sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
  • a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
  • The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
  • we live in the era of smart people and stupid people
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Status for Whatsapp Funny Attitude

  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
  • My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
  • Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  • I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
  • Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂
  • Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
  • Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
  • Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) 🙂
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  • TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂
  • I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂
  • Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
  • At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
  • People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
  • In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
  • C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
  • Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
  • People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  • We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
  • Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
  • It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂
  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
  • Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
  • Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
  • In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31
  • I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

Status in Hindi Funny Best Attitude Images for Whatsapp

  • GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
  • I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂
  • There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh
  • Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
  • I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉
  • My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
  • The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂
  • I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂
  • I’m not afraid of going to hell because all my friends will be there
  • My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating you, I hope you do not confirm

Whatsapp status in Hindi [Funny]

  • लड़कियां किसी को block करके ऐसा फील करती है, मानो जैसे किसी खूनी को उम्रकैद की सजा सुना दी हो
  • शराब एक बुराई‬ है आओ इसे खत्म करे, एक बोतल तुम पीयो एक ‪‎बोतल‬ हम पिए 😋!!
  • दर दर भटकते है अरमान की तरह, लोग मिलते यहाँ अन्जान की तरह…हर लडकी पर डोरे डाल चुका हूँ गालिब, फिर भी Status single है salman khan की तरह
  • दिन भर कितना भी क्यूँ ना घूम लो,सबसे हॉट लड़की तब ही दिखेगी जब घरवाले साथ हो
  • लड़की आधे घंटे से मोबाइल के कैमरे को, दुपट्टे से घिस रही थी,तब तक किसी ने बोल दिया, “शक्ल पर भी कपड़ा मार कर ट्राई कर ले”

Whatsapp Status in Hindi

  • मुँह से निकली बात, कमान से निकला तीर और मोहब्बत में कराये गये Rechargeके पैसे कभी वापस नहीं आते !!😁😁😁
  • जिस उम्र में हमारे दांत टूटते थे,आजकल के बच्चों के इस उम्र में दिल टूटते है !
  • प्यार में दुनियाँ खुबसूरत लगती है, दर्द में दुनियाँ दुश्मन लगती है।
    तु मेरी जिन्दगी में हो तो, “बिसलेरी” भी साली “किंगफिशर” लगती है।
  • दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है,
    बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है.
  • लोग भले ही हेलमेट ना पहने पर फ़ोन के कवर और स्क्रीन गॉर्ड ज़रूर लगाएंगे,
  • चाहे सिर फट जाये, पर मोबाइल को एक खरोंच तक नहीं आनी चाहिए.
  • Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect,
    दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.
  • पढ पढ के हो गया BORE और उपर से ऐ KATRINA केह रही है तेरी Ore तेरी Ore.

Status for whatsapp in Hindi Language One line:

  • मन्दिर की घण्टी बजा बजा कर भी  थक चुका हूं,
    ना जाने उसके दिल में मेरे प्यार की घंटी कब बजेगी ?
  • हम तेरे बिना कही रह नहीं पाते, तुम नहीं आते तो हम कोई और पटाते.
  • जिंदगी में भले ही मुझसे अनजाने में पाप हो गए होंगे,
    पर मेने किसी बेकसूर को ‘कैंडी क्रश’ की रिक्वेस्ट नहीं भेजी.
  • “पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो,
    पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”
  • “फोटो मत देख.. पगली अभी..तो… हमारे बिच में… Friendship है,
    युँही फोटो देखती .. रही तो … Loveship ♡ हो..जायेगी…”
  • बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को,
    माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर??
  • नोकरी के ऑर्डर में लिखा था की सरकार की तरफ से आपको क्वार्टर मिलेगा,
    और हम इतने भोले थे की जोइनिंग के दिन सुबह सोडा लेकर ऑफिस पहुँच गए.
  • आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है,
    मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है.
  • हिंदी भी अजीब भाषा है घडी बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – बंद है,
    और लड़की बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – चालु है.
  • हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है,
    बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती.

*Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi for life

  • आजकल की दुनिया में शरीफ , सच्चे और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना बहुत ही मुश्किल है,
    में खुद हैरान हूँ की तुम लोगो ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया ?
  • जो दिल का दर्द भुलाने के लिए शराब पिते है ,वो कभी साथ में नमकीन नहीं खाते,
    क्योकि नमकीन तो दिलासा देने वाले ही खा जाते है.
  • कही भी जाओ किस्से है बीवी के,
    कोई लाने के लिए रोता है तो कोई ला के रो रहा है.<
  • कुछ धर्म पत्नियां खाने में बहुत ज्यादा घी तेल दाल देती है ,
    शायद उन्हें लगता है की इससे उनके पति ज्यादा माईलेज देने लगेंगे.
  • गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान के पास आकर पूछता है,
    भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?
  • हर बात के जवाब में मुस्कराना ही अच्छा है , क्योंकि अब हर किसी को गोली तो मारी नहीं जा सकती।
  • काँटा हूँ मैं जिसे चुभ जाता हूँ उसी का हो जाता हूँ , फूल नहीं हूँ जिसे हर भंवरा चूमता फिरे।
    आस्तिक भी हूँ नास्तिक भी , पर जो भी हूँ वास्तविक हूँ।
  • वक़्त ने सिख दी हमे होशियारी वरना हम भी मासूमियत की हद तक मासूम थे।

Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny Attitude

funny whatsapp status

  • वो दिल ही क्या जो किसी के लिए धडके ही नही, वो Attitude ही क्या जो किसी को खटके ही नही
  • हो सके तो दिलों में रहना सीखो 😊 … गुरुर में तो हरकोई रहता है !
  • अखबार कितना भी पुराना हो, कभी Waste नही होता, Status कितना भी ultimate हो, कभी Permanent नही होता।
  • तुम खुश हो आज, क्योकि अंजान हो अभी हकीकत से …. हमारा तो attitude ही ये है…. कि दुश्मन परेशान हमारी शख्शियत से

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